• If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
  • 766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
  • Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
  • DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
  • Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
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  • To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]
  • Human Being: Bag of mostly water
  • Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations
  • Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet
  • ... "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
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  • Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly
  • If a man doesn't discover something he is willing to die for, he isn't fit to live. [Martin Luther King]
  • The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Playboy Nov 75]
  • Armies can be resisted, but not an idea who's time has come.
  • Little-minded people's thoughts move in such small circles that 5 minutes' conversation gives you an arc long enough to determine their whole curve. An arc in the movement of a large intellect does not sensibly differ from a straight line. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr]
  • I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. [Lily Tomlin]
  • "I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. [Lin Yutang]
  • If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. [Henry David Thoreau]
  • You know that it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
  • Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. [Emily Kimbrough]
  • To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed. [Bernard Edmonds]
  • Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
  • Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
  • Due to operational requirements and financial constraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice.
  • Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.
  • A good pun is it's own reword..
  • Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
  • In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. [Dr. Martin Luther King, JR]