• Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. [Albert Einstein]
  • You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. [George Bernard Shaw]
  • When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. [George Bernard Shaw]
  • There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them. [Andre Gide]
  • One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on. [Jake Simmons]
  • Ignorance is curable, stupidity is fatal.
  • Life is short. Make fun of it.
  • Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it. [Andre Gide]
  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • There is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek them with our eyes wide open. [Nehru]
  • One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
  • The customs of your tribe are not laws of nature [George Bernard Shaw]
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  • Zen master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything"
  • "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
  • Who is General Failure and why is he reading drive C?
  • While the early bird may get the worm, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese [Dr Ray Sheldrake]
  • The Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything... Forty-two [Douglas Adams - The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy]
  • Life is a mystery to be lived, Not a problem to be solved
  • One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parrallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim. [Henry Brook Adams - The Education of Henry Brook Adams]
  • The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. [Herbert Agar - A Time for Greatness]
  • Nothing is more Dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea. [Emile Alain - Propos sur la religion]
  • All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and in rights [Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 1]
  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease
  • For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
  • O God, if there be a God, save my soul, if I have a soul! [Anon - Prayer of a soldier before the Battle of Blenheim]
  • We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. [The American Declaration of Independance 4 July 1776]
  • The ultimate measure of a person is not where one stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where one stands at times of challenge and controversy. [Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr]
  • The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. [Sun Tzu]
  • Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another. [Juvenal]