• Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
  • I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
  • The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. [Alexis de Tocqueville 1805-1859]
  • War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength. [1984]
  • Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world, is either a madman or an economist. [Kenneth Boulding]
  • Constitutions may be violated in moments of passion or delusion, yet they furnish a text to which those who are watchful may again rally and recall the people. [Thomas Jefferson]
  • The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest. [Albert Einstein]
  • It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality, to go insane. [Philip K. Dick]
  • Distilled eyes hang over your sleeping face. Just rest my love. Waking shadows in our bedroom that found their places, we slumber into this dream world together. Grasp my hand and let us frolic through every part of serenity. Fires frost and ice sings. [if you know where this is from let me know!]
  • They told him he could be anything.. and so he became a god. [4chan.org Lukeywes1234]
  • Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
  • The ultimate measure of a person is not where one stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where one stands at times of challenge and controversy. [Martin Luther King]
  • Debating with creationists is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter how well you set up the rules the creationist will fly in knock over all the pieces, cluck a great deal, crap all over the board, and fly off claiming victory. [Keith Sader, Pharyngula scienceblogs.com]
  • Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Authur Anymoredonuts. Our top story today: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. I know, it is sad, over Barcelona today the famed reindeer hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report...that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane. [Colin Mochrie]
  • Love above all things.