• If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven played music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well. [Dr Martin Luther King, Jr]
  • You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.
  • Justice is indivisible - injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. [Martin Luther King]
  • If you're frightened of dying and you are holding on, then there'll be devils who will tear your life apart. If you have made your peace, then the devils are really angels, setting you free from the Earth. [Jacob's Ladder - Louis, the chiropractor]
  • Violence is the last refuge of the incompentent. [Isaac Asimov]
  • Those who can't hear the music, think the dancer is mad.
  • 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
  • ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)
  • RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
  • Computers can never replace human stupidity
  • Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)
  • Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest!
  • Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
  • Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!
  • Brain over - Insert coin
  • Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
  • Chess players mate better.
  • Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
  • AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ...Tension breaker, had to be done.
  • And now for something completely different...
  • See with your heart and you'll know the answer. Give unconditionally and you'll receive abundantly. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. [Satchel Paige]
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. [Socrates]
  • An oak tree is just a nut that stood it's ground
  • First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.
  • It is the first duty of the humanist and the fundamental task of intelligence to ensure knowledge and understanding among men. It is worthwhile to have struggled and to have sung, it is worthwhile to have lived, because I have loved. [Pablo Neruda, from his nobel lecture]
  • Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, "It might have been". [John Greenleaf Whittier]
  • Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself [Doris Lessing]
  • Music is the shorthand of emotion. [Leo Tolstoy]
  • Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.