• It's later than you think. [Robert W Service]
  • Until you know that life is interesting -- and find it so -- you haven't found your soul. [Archbishop Geoffrey Fisher]
  • Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. [Carl Jung]
  • Greif is the price we pay for love. [Queen Elizabeth II]
  • The greatest truth you'll ever learn,
    Is just to love, and be loved in return.
    [Eden Ahbez]
  • Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
    there is a field. I'll meet you there. [Rumi]
  • Love doesn't make the world go round.
    Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. [Franklin P.Jones]
  • Goldfish have a six second memory span. Goldfish have a six second memory span. Goldfish have a six second memory span. Goldfish have a six second memory span. Goldfish have a six second memory span. Goldfish have a six second memory span. Goldfish have a six second memory span.
  • The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets or steal bread. [Anatole France]
  • Today, is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday - and all is well...
  • There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot [Steven Wright]
  • We should take care not to make the intellect our god; - it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. [Albert Einstein]
  • Back in the twenties, a young newspaperman bet his colleagues $10 - a princely sum in those days - that he could write a complete story in just 6 words.
    Ernest Hemingway later bragged that those six words above constituted one of his greatest stories.
    "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn."
  • Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war. [William Shakespeare]
  • Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same again.
  • Paranoia is only a heightened state of awareness
  • Don't loose your sense of wonder.
  • Time doesn't exist, clocks exist.
  • No matter how much you polish a turd..
  • Sometimes people are as stupid as they look.
  • XML is like violence, if it doesn't fix the problem, you aren't using enough
  • I will make you a list of elegant things. [Pillow Book]
  • Behind everyone alive today, stand thirty ghosts. For that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living. Since the dawn of time, about a hundred billion human beings have walked on this planet. Now, a hundred billion is about the number of stars in our milky way galaxy. So this means that for everyone who has ever lived there could be a star and of course, stars and suns with planets circling around them. So isn't it an interesting thought that there's enough land in the sky for everyone to have a whole world? We don't know how many of those worlds are inhabited and by what kind of creatures. But one day we should know, perhaps by radio, perhaps by other means, perhaps by direct contact. The impact of that on the human race will be profound especially if we encounter creatures far in advance of our own primitive species. It's a wonderful thing to look forward to and perhaps a terrifying one. It may happen in our lifetimes. It may not happen for thousand years. But one day, we will know the truth about this incredible and wonderful universe around us; and perhaps understand our own place in it. [Arthur C Clarke]
  • By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. [George Carlin]
  • Remember, remember, the fifth of November, The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
  • Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. [Kristian Wilson, Nintendo (1989)]
  • Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! [William Wallace (aka Mel Gibson) Braveheart]
  • The best eloquence is that which gets things done
  • Turn.left.for.a.monster. [Zane Lowe, BBC Radio One]
  • Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. [Robert A Heinlein]