• Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. [Owen Meredith: Last words of a sensitive second rate poet]
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  • Veritas vos liberabit. - the truth will set you free.
  • Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. [Frank Zappa]
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  • Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. [Groucho Marx]
  • I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. [Anne Frank]
  • Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
    Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!
  • Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. [Napoleon Bonaparte]
  • Living in fear is the same as fear of living. Either way, you have no life.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  • Absence makes the heart go wander.
  • Love is friendship set on fire. [French Proverb]
  • Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.
  • Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
  • You can observe a lot just by watching. [Yogi Berra]
  • How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.
  • When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and
  • murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Always. [Mohandas Gandhi]
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  • Do we need holes?
  • In space - no-one can hear you scream. [Alien (1979)]
  • Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries, because you were born in it. [George Bernard Shaw]
  • The same people that wrote the bible thought the world was flat. [Unknown]
  • Stopping terrorism is simple. Just quit screwing around with other people's countries and the terrorists will go home. But the government of the United States wants to go on screwing around with other people's countries, refuses to stop, indeed views it as Manifest Destiny for the United States Government to persist in screwing around with other people's countries, and views the inconvenience, increased tax burden, loss of civil liberties, and even deaths among the American people as just another cost of doing business. [Michael Rivero]
  • A complex system that works, is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
  • [A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. [Joseph Campbell]
  • A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla. [Mitch Ratcliffe]